Whoa!

I’m a bad girl.

I am a terrible hostess. A bad blog writer. If I were getting paid for this..I’d be fired a long time ago. I’d be out on the street begging for money and a job.

I’ve been spending too much time lately with my other hobbies..and the other web sites that I have been working on. I also just started two new books.

Folks…there is just not enough time in the day to do and accomplish all that I want to do..and it sure didn’t help that we just lost an hour…but, really, I don’t mind about that…I love the longer days with the light!! Woo-hoo!!

So, I am sitting here…at the dining room table…(are you rivited yet?) wondering what I should do. Should I pick up one of my books? Change the sheets on my bed?? (I like to change them every 2 days-3 days max). I sleep much better that way. Should I catch up on a show? Should I stay here and write to all three (if that) people who care.

I don’t know.

Whoa!

Do you ever wonder why goo comes out of your eye? What the heck is that stuff? Why do people always look at it after they pick it out….and try to stretch it between their thumb and their index finger as far as they can? Gross!!! What the heck? Next time you do that…or if you notice that someone is watching you…pretend to do that..then lick your fingers and see what kind of reaction you get!! HA! Super funny.

Hey..here is some ultra excitement!!! Ready? I just bought 9 new plates today!!! After nearly 15 years being married..and using the same plates…started with 10 white plates…now dwindeled down to 8. Some of them are chipped..and some have dark lines in the middle. So…said to myself…you know what? I am going to treat our house with new cool plates! So, I did dammit! I bought funky square plates, black on the outside and garnet red on the inside. Frickin cool! They are glazed…and they are stoneware. I will buy a couple more when I see them..and then start to get the smaller plates….maybe even get a different color!! Oooohhhh…do I dare?!!! How cool would it be to eat cereal out of square bowles??? My plates might be square..but I’m not!

Yes…I’m cool. I know.

You know…I feel comfortable saying that. I am not bragging it. I am mearly just stating the fact. I am proud of how cool I am. I am. That is that. I am a fun person…and I am cool dammit!

Speaking of cool. I am ready to get my next tattoo(s). I have decided to have them put on my wrists. On my left wrist I will have the word Autumn. On my second wrist I will have the word (actually part of my name) Raine. Don’t worry…it means something. Deep. I’ve put a lot of thought into it. I just have to think of what type of script to use.

So, when you come here, and the same post has been up for a while, you can do one of two things…

1. Send me an e-mail to get off my ass..or get off the other sites, and write here.

2. Tell me you don’t give a shit.

3. Visit www.isitrealinvestigators.com or go to our myspace page

Here comes some more eye goo.

 Mmmmm yum!!!